Alice's Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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in_the sky .Twinkle, twinkle--"'

Here the Dormouse shook itself, and began singing in its sleep 'Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle--' and went on so_long that_they had to pinch it to_make it stop .

'Well, I'd hardly finished the first verse,' said the Hatter, ' when_the Queen jumped up and bawled out, "He's murdering the time ! Off with_his head ! "'

'How dreadfully savage ! ' exclaimed Alice .

'And ever_since that,' the Hatter went on in amournful tone, 'he won't do athing I ask ! It's always six o'clock now .'

abright idea came into Alice's head .'Is that_the reason so_many tea-things are put out here ? ' she asked .

'Yes, that's it,' said the Hatter with asigh: 'it's always tea-time, and we've no time to wash the things between whiles .'

'Then you keep moving round, I suppose ? ' said Alice .

'Exactly so,' said the Hatter: ' as_the things get used up .'

'But what happens when_you come to_the beginning again ? ' Alice ventured to ask .

'Suppose we change the subject,' the March Hare interrupted, yawning .'I'm getting tired of_this .I vote the young lady tells us astory .'

'I'm afraid I don't know one,' said Alice, rather alarmed at_the proposal .

'Then the Dormouse shall ! ' they both cried .'Wake up, Dormouse ! ' and_they pinched it on both sides at once .

The Dormouse slowly opened his eyes .'I wasn't asleep,' he_said in ahoarse, feeble voice: 'I heard every word you fellows were saying .'

'Tell us astory ! ' said the March Hare .

'Yes, please do ! ' pleaded Alice .

'And be quick about_it,' added the Hatter, 'or you'll be asleep again before it's done .'

'Once upon atime there were three little sisters,' the Dormouse began in agreat hurry; 'and their names were Elsie, Lacie, and Tillie; and_they lived at_the bottom of awell--'

'What did they live on ? ' said Alice, who always took agreat interest in questions of eating and drinking .

'They lived on treacle,' said the Dormouse, after thinking aminute or two .

'They couldn't have_done that, you_know,' Alice gently remarked; 'they'd have_been ill .'

'So they were,' said the Dormouse; 'very ill .'

Alice tried to fancy to herself what such an extraordinary ways of living would_be like, but it puzzled her too_much, so she went on: 'But why did they live at_the bottom of awell ? '

'Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly .

'I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, 'so I_can't take more .'

'You mean you_can't take less,' said the Hatter: 'it's very easy to_take more than nothing .'

'Nobody asked your opinion,' said Alice .

'Who's making personal remarks now ? ' the Hatter asked triumphantly .

Alice did_not quite know what to_say to_this: so she helped herself to some tea and bread-and-butter, and then turned to_the Dormouse, and repeated her question .'Why did they live at_the bottom of awell ? '

The Dormouse again took aminute or two to_think about_it, and then said, ' it_was atreacle-well .'

'There's no such thing ! ' Alice was beginning very angrily, but the Hatter and_the March Hare went 'Sh ! sh ! ' and_the Dormouse sulkily remarked, ' if_you_can't be civil, you'd better finish the story for_yourself .'

'No, please go on ! ' Alice said very humbly; 'I won't interrupt again .I dare say there_may_be one .'

'One, indeed ! ' said the Dormouse indignantly .However, he consented to_go on .'And so these three little sisters--they were learning to draw, you_know--'

'What did they draw ? ' said Alice, quite forgetting her promise .

'Treacle,' said the Dormouse, without considering at all this_time .

' i_want aclean cup,' interrupted the Hatter: 'let's all move one place on .'

He moved on as he spoke, and_the Dormouse followed him: the March Hare moved into_the Dormouse's place, and Alice rather unwillingly took the place of_the March Hare .The Hatter was_the only_one who got any advantage from_the change: and Alice was a good_deal worse off than before, as_the March Hare had just upset the milk-jug into his plate .

Alice did_not wish to offend the Dormouse again, so she began very cautiously: 'But I don't understand .Where did they draw the treacle from ? '

' you_can draw water out of awater-well,' said the Hatter; 'so i_should think you_could draw treacle out of atreacle-well--eh, stupid ? '

'But they were in_the well,' Alice said to_the Dormouse, not choosing to notice this last remark .

' of_course they were', said the Dormouse; '--well in .'

This answer so confused poor Alice, that she let the Dormouse go on for some_time without interrupting it .

'They were learning to draw,' the Dormouse went on, yawning and rubbing its eyes, for it_was getting very sleepy; ' and_they drew all manner of things--everything that begins with an M--'

'Why with an M ? ' said Alice .

' why_not ? ' said the March Hare .

Alice was silent .

The Dormouse had closed its eyes by_this_time, and was going off into adoze; but, on being pinched by_the Hatter, it woke up again with alittle shriek, and went on: '--that begins with an M, such as mouse-traps, and_the moon, and memory, and muchness-- you_know you say things are "much of amuchness"--did you ever see such athing as adrawing of amuchness ? '

'Really, now you ask me,' said Alice, very_much confused, 'I don't think--'

'Then you shouldn't talk,' said the Hatter .

This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and neither of_the others took the least notice of her going, though she looked back once_or_twice, half hoping that they_would call after her: the last time she saw them, they were trying to_put the Dormouse into_the teapot .

'At any rate I'll never go there again ! ' said Alice as she picked her way through_the wood .'It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life ! '

Just as she said this, she noticed that one_of_the trees had adoor leading right into_it .'That's very curious ! ' she thought .'But everything's curious today . i_think I_may as_well go in at once .' And in she went .

Once more she found herself in_the long hall, and close to_the little glass table .'Now, I'll manage better this_time,' she said to herself, and began by taking the little golden key, and unlocking the door that led into_the garden .Then she went to work nibbling at_the mushroom (she had kept apiece of it in her pocket) till she was about afoot high: then she walked down the little passage: and then--she found herself at last in_the beautiful garden, among_the bright flower-beds and_the cool fountains .

Chapter VIII: The Queen's Croquet-Ground

alarge rose-tree stood near the entrance of_the garden: the roses growing on_it were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily painting them red .Alice thought this avery curious thing, and she went nearer to watch them, and just as she came up to_them she heard one_of_them say, 'Look out now, Five ! Don't go splashing paint over me like that ! '

'I couldn't help it,' said Five, in asulky tone; 'Seven jogged my elbow .'

on_which Seven looked up and said, 'That's right, Five ! Always lay the blame on others ! '

'You'd better not talk ! ' said Five .'I heard the Queen say only yesterday you deserved to_be beheaded ! '

'What for ? ' said the one who had spoken first .

'That's none of your business, Two ! ' said Seven .

'Yes, it_is his business ! ' said Five, 'and I'll tell him-- it_was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions .'

Seven flung down his brush, and had just begun 'Well, of all the unjust things--' when his eye chanced to_fall upon Alice, as she stood watching them, and he checked himself suddenly: the others looked round also, and all of_them bowed low .

'Would you tell me,' said Alice, alittle timidly, 'why you_are painting those roses ? '

Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two .Two began in alow voice, 'Why the fact is, you_see, Miss, this here ought_to_have been ared rose-tree, and we put awhite one in by mistake; and if_the Queen was to_find it out, we_should all have our heads cut off, you_know .So you_see, Miss, we're doing our best, afore she comes, to--' at_this moment Five, who had_been anxiously looking across the garden, called out 'The Queen ! The Queen ! ' and_the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their faces . there_was asound of many footsteps, and Alice looked round, eager to_see the Queen .

First came ten soldiers carrying clubs; these were all shaped like the three gardeners, oblong and flat, with their hands and feet at_the corners: next the ten courtiers; these were ornamented all over with diamonds, and walked two and two, as_the soldiers did . after_these came the royal children; there were ten of_them, and_the little dears came jumping merrily along hand in hand, in couples: they were all ornamented with hearts .Next came the guests, mostly Kings and Queens, and among them Alice recognised the White Rabbit: it_was talking in ahurried nervous manner, smiling at everything that was said, and went by without noticing her .Then followed the Knave of Hearts, carrying the King's crown on acrimson velvet cushion; and, last of all this grand procession, came THE KING AND QUEEN OF HEARTS .

Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face like the three gardeners, but she_could_not remember ever having heard of_such arule at processions; 'and besides, what would_be the use of aprocession,' thought she, 'if people had all to lie down upon their faces, so that_they couldn't see it ? ' So she stood still where she was, and waited .

when_the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and_the Queen said severely 'Who is_this ? ' She said it to_the Knave of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply .

'Idiot ! ' said the Queen, tossing her head impatiently; and, turning to Alice, she went on, 'What's your_name, child ? '

'My name is Alice, so please your Majesty,' said Alice very politely; but she added, to herself, 'Why, they're only apack of cards, after all .I needn't be afraid of_them ! '

'And who_are these ? ' said the Queen, pointing to_the three gardeners who were lying round the rosetree; for, you_see, as_they were lying on their faces, and_the pattern on their backs was_the same as_the rest of_the pack, she_could_not tell whether they were gardeners, or soldiers, or courtiers, or three of her own children .

'How should I_know ? ' said Alice, surprised at her own courage .'It's no business of_mine .'

The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for amoment like awild beast, screamed 'Off with her head ! Off--'

'Nonsense ! ' said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and_the Queen was silent .

The King laid his hand upon her arm, and timidly said 'Consider, my dear: she_is only achild ! '

The Queen turned angrily away from_him, and said to_the Knave 'Turn them over ! '

The Knave did so, very carefully, with one foot .

'Get up ! ' said the Queen, in ashrill, loud voice, and_the three gardeners instantly jumped up, and began bowing to_the King, the Queen, the royal children, and everybody else .

'Leave off that ! ' screamed the Queen .'You make me giddy .' And then, turning to_the rose-tree, she went on, 'What have_you been doing here ? '

'May it please your Majesty,' said Two, in avery humble tone, going down on one knee as he spoke, 'we were trying--'

' I_see ! ' said the Queen, who had meanwhile been examining the roses .'Off with their heads ! ' and_the procession moved on, three of_the soldiers remaining behind to execute the unfortunate gardeners, who ran to Alice for protection .

'You shan't be beheaded ! ' said Alice, and she put them into alarge flower-pot that stood near .The three soldiers wandered about for aminute or two, looking for_them, and then quietly marched off after_the others .

'Are their heads off ? ' shouted the Queen .

'Their heads are gone, if_it please your Majesty ! ' the soldiers shouted in reply .

'That's right ! ' shouted the Queen .' can_you play croquet ? '

The soldiers were silent, and looked at Alice, as_the question was evidently meant for her .

'Yes ! ' shouted Alice .

'Come on, then ! ' roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very_much what would happen next .

'It's--it's avery fine day ! ' said atimid voice at her side .She was walking by_the White Rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face


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