Alice's Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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I_hope I shan't grow any more-- as_it_is, I_can't get out at_the door-- I_do wish I hadn't drunk quite so_much ! '

Alas ! it_was too late to wish that ! She went on growing, and growing, and very_soon had to kneel down on_the floor: in another minute there_was not even room for_this, and she tried the effect of lying down with one elbow against the door, and_the other arm curled round her head .Still she went on growing, and, as alast resource, she put one arm out_of_the window, and one foot up the chimney, and said to herself 'Now I_can do no more, whatever happens . what_will become of me ? '

Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect, and she grew no larger: still it_was very uncomfortable, and, as there seemed to_be no sort of chance of her ever getting out_of_the room again, no wonder she felt unhappy .

' it_was much pleasanter at home,' thought poor Alice, 'when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits .I almost wish I hadn't gone down that rabbit-hole--and yet--and yet--it's rather curious, you_know, this sort of life ! I_do wonder what can_have happened to_me ! When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I_am in_the middle of one ! There ought_to_be abook written about me, that there ought ! And when I grow up, I'll write one--but I'm grown up now,' she added in asorrowful tone; ' at_least there's no room to grow up any more HERE .'

'But then,' thought Alice, 'shall I NEVER get any older than I_am now ? That' ll be acomfort, one_way--never to_be an old woman--but then--always to_have lessons to learn ! Oh, I shouldn't like THAT ! '

'Oh, you foolish Alice ! ' she answered herself .'How can_you learn lessons in here ? Why, there's hardly room for_you, and no room at all for any lesson-books ! '

And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making quite aconversation of it altogether; but after a few_minutes she heard avoice outside, and stopped to listen .

'Mary Ann ! Mary Ann ! ' said the voice .'Fetch me my gloves this moment ! ' Then came alittle pattering of feet on_the stairs .Alice knew it was_the Rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was now about athousand times as large as_the Rabbit, and had no reason to_be afraid of it .

Presently the Rabbit came up_to_the door, and tried to open it; but, as_the door opened inwards, and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it, that attempt proved afailure .Alice heard it say to itself 'Then I'll go round and get in at_the window .'

'THAT you won't' thought Alice, and, after waiting till she fancied she heard the Rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand, and made asnatch in_the air .She did_not get hold of anything, but she heard alittle shriek and afall, and acrash of broken glass, from_which she concluded that_it_was just possible it had fallen into acucumber-frame, or something of_the sort .

Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit's--'Pat ! Pat ! Where are_you ? ' And then avoice she had never heard before, 'Sure then I'm here ! Digging for apples, yer honour ! '

'Digging for apples, indeed ! ' said the Rabbit angrily .'Here ! Come and help me out of_this ! ' (Sounds of more broken glass .)

'Now tell me, Pat, what's that in_the window ? '

'Sure, it's an arm, yer honour ! ' (He pronounced it 'arrum .')

'An arm, you goose ! Who ever saw one that size ? Why, it fills the whole window ! '

'Sure, it does, yer honour: but it's an arm for all that .'

'Well, it's got no business there, at any rate: go and take it away ! '

there_was along silence after_this, and Alice could only hear whispers now_and_then; such as, 'Sure, I don't like it, yer honour, at all, at all ! ' 'Do as I tell you, you coward ! ' and at last she spread out her hand again, and made another snatch in_the air . this_time there were TWO little shrieks, and more sounds of broken glass .'What anumber of cucumber-frames there_must_be ! ' thought Alice .'I wonder what they'll do next ! As for pulling me out_of_the window, I only wish they_could ! I'm sure I don't want to stay in here any longer ! '

She waited for some_time without hearing anything more: at last came arumbling of little cartwheels, and_the sound of a good_many voice all talking together: she made out the words: 'Where's the other ladder ? --Why, I hadn't to bring but one; Bill's got the other--Bill ! fetch it here, lad ! --Here, put 'em up at_this corner--No, tie 'em together first--they don't reach half high enough yet--Oh ! they'll do well enough; don't be particular--Here, Bill ! catch hold of_this rope--Will the roof bear ? --Mind that loose slate--Oh, it's coming down ! Heads below ! ' (a loud crash)--'Now, who did that ? -- it_was Bill, I fancy--Who's to_go down the chimney ? --Nay, I shan't ! you_do it ! --That I won't, then ! --Bill's to_go down--Here, Bill ! the master says you're to_go down the chimney ! '

'Oh ! So Bill's got to_come down the chimney, has he ? ' said Alice to herself .'Shy, they seem to_put everything upon Bill ! I wouldn't be in Bill's place for a good_deal: this fireplace is narrow, to_be_sure; but i_think I_can kick alittle ! '

She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she_could, and waited till she heard alittle animal (she couldn't guess of what sort it_was) scratching and scrambling about in_the chimney close above her: then, saying to herself ' this_is Bill,' she gave one sharp kick, and waited to_see what would happen next .

The first thing she heard was ageneral chorus of 'There goes Bill ! ' then the Rabbit's voice along--'Catch him, you by_the hedge ! ' then silence, and then another confusion of voices--'Hold up his head--Brandy now--Don't choke him--How was_it, old fellow ? What happened to_you ? Tell us all about_it ! '

Last came alittle feeble, squeaking voice, ('That's Bill,' thought Alice,) 'Well, I hardly know--No more, thank ye; I'm better now--but I'm adeal too flustered to_tell you--all I_know is, something comes at me like aJack-in-the-box, and up I goes like asky-rocket ! '

'So you_did, old fellow ! ' said the others .

' we_must burn the house down ! ' said the Rabbit's voice; and Alice called out as loud as she_could, ' if_you_do .I'll set Dinah at you ! '

there_was adead silence instantly, and Alice thought to herself, 'I wonder what they_will do next ! if_they had any sense, they'd take_the roof off .' After aminute or two, they began moving about again, and Alice heard the Rabbit say, 'A barrowful will do, to_begin with .'

'A barrowful of WHAT ? ' thought Alice; but she had_not long to doubt, for_the next moment ashower of little pebbles came rattling in at_the window, and some_of_them hit her in_the face .'I'll put astop to_this,' she said to herself, and shouted out, 'You'd better not do_that again ! ' which produced another dead silence .

Alice noticed with some surprise that_the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as_they lay on_the floor, and abright idea came into her head .'If I eat one_of_these cakes,' she thought, 'it's sure to_make SOME change in my size; and as it can't possibly make me larger, it must make me smaller, I suppose .'

So she swallowed one_of_the cakes, and was delighted to_find that she began shrinking directly . as_soon_as she was small enough to_get through_the door, she ran out_of_the house, and found quite acrowd of little animals and birds waiting outside .The poor little Lizard, Bill, was in_the middle, being held up by two guinea-pigs, who were giving it something out of abottle .They all made arush at Alice the moment she appeared; but she ran off as hard as she_could, and soon found herself safe in athick wood .

'The first thing I've got to_do,' said Alice to herself, as she wandered about in_the wood, 'is to grow to my right size again; and_the second thing is to_find my way into that lovely garden . i_think that_will_be the best plan .'

It sounded an excellent plan, no_doubt, and very neatly and simply arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had_not the smallest idea how to set about_it; and while she was peering about anxiously among_the trees, alittle sharp bark just over her head made her look up in agreat hurry .

An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her .'Poor little thing ! ' said Alice, in acoaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to_it; but she was terribly frightened all the time at_the thought that_it might_be hungry, in_which_case it would_be very likely to eat her up in_spite of all her coaxing .

Hardly knowing what she did, she picked up alittle bit of stick, and held it out to_the puppy; whereupon the puppy jumped into_the air off all its feet at once, with ayelp of delight, and rushed at_the stick, and made believe to worry it; then Alice dodged behind agreat thistle, to_keep herself from being run over; and_the moment she appeared on_the other side, the puppy made another rush at_the stick, and tumbled head over heels in its hurry to_get hold of it; then Alice, thinking it_was very like having agame of play with acart-horse, and expecting every moment to_be trampled under its feet, ran round the thistle again; then the puppy began aseries of short charges at_the stick, running avery little way forwards each_time and along way back, and barking hoarsely all the while, till at last it sat down agood way off, panting, with its tongue hanging out of_its mouth, and its great eyes half shut .

This seemed to Alice agood opportunity for making her escape; so she set off at once, and ran till she was quite tired and out of breath, and till the puppy' s bark sounded quite faint in_the distance .

'And yet what adear little puppy it_was ! ' said Alice, as she leant against abuttercup to rest herself, and fanned herself with one_of_the leaves: ' i_should_have liked teaching it tricks very_much, if--if I'd only been the right size to_do_it ! Oh dear ! I'd nearly forgotten that I've got to grow up again ! Let me see--how is_it to_be managed ? I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other; but the great question is, what ? '

The great question certainly was, what ? Alice looked all round her at_the flowers and_the blades of grass, but she did_not see anything that looked like the right thing to eat or drink under the circumstances . there_was alarge mushroom growing near her, about_the same height as herself; and when she had looked under it, and on both sides of it, and behind it, it occurred to her that she might as_well look and_see what_was on_the top of it .

She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of_the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of alarge caterpillar, that was sitting on_the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking along hookah, and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else .

Chapter V: Advice from aCaterpillar

The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each_other for some_time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of_its mouth, and addressed her in alanguid, sleepy voice .

'Who are_you ? ' said the Caterpillar .

this_was not an encouraging opening for aconversation .Alice replied, rather shyly, 'I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at_least I_know who i_was when I got up this_morning, but i_think I_must_have been changed several_times since then .'

'What do_you_mean by_that ? ' said the Caterpillar sternly .'Explain yourself ! '

' I_can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, 'because I'm not myself, you_see .'

'I don't see,' said the Caterpillar .

'I'm afraid I_can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely, 'for I_can't understand it myself to_begin with; and being so_many different sizes in aday is very confusing .'

'It isn't,' said the Caterpillar .

'Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice; 'but when_you have to_turn into achrysalis-- you_will some day, you_know--and then after_that into abutterfly, i_should think you'll feel it alittle queer, won't you ? '

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