Alice's Adventure in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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for_the moment she quite forgot how to_speak good English); 'now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was ! Good-bye, feet ! ' (for when she looked down at her feet, they seemed to_be almost out of sight, they were getting so_far off) .'Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who_will put on_your shoes and stockings for_you now, dears ? I'm sure I shan't be_able ! I_shall_be agreat deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you_must manage the best way you_can; --but I_must_be kind to_them,' thought Alice, 'or perhaps they won't walk the way i_want to_go ! Let me see: I'll give them anew pair of boots every Christmas .'

And she went on planning to herself how she_would manage it .' they_must go by_the carrier,' she thought; 'and how funny it'll seem, sending presents to one's own feet ! And how odd the directions will look !

ALICE'S RIGHT FOOT, ESQ .HEARTHRUG, NEAR THE FENDER, (WITH ALICE'S LOVE) .

Oh dear, what nonsense I'm talking ! '

Just then her head struck against the roof of_the hall: in_fact she was now more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little golden key and hurried off to_the garden door .

Poor Alice ! it_was as_much as she_could do, lying down on one side, to look through into_the garden with one eye; but to_get through was more hopeless than ever: she sat down and began to cry again .

'You ought_to_be ashamed of yourself,' said Alice, 'a great girl like you,' (she might well say this), ' to_go on crying in_this_way ! Stop this moment, I tell you ! ' But she went on all the same, shedding gallons of tears, until there_was alarge pool all round her, about four inches deep and reaching half down the hall .

After atime she heard alittle pattering of feet in_the distance, and she hastily dried her eyes to_see what_was coming .It was_the White Rabbit returning, splendidly dressed, with apair of white kid gloves in one hand and alarge fan in_the other: he_came trotting along in agreat hurry, muttering to himself as he_came, 'Oh ! the Duchess, the Duchess ! Oh ! won't she be savage if I've kept her waiting ! ' Alice felt so desperate that she was ready to ask help of any_one; so, when_the Rabbit came near her, she began, in alow, timid voice, ' if_you please, sir--' The Rabbit started violently, dropped the white kid gloves and_the fan, and skurried away into_the darkness as hard as he_could go .

Alice took up the fan and gloves, and, as_the hall was very hot, she kept fanning herself all the time she went on talking: 'Dear, dear ! How queer everything is to-day ! And yesterday things went on just as usual .I wonder if I've been changed in_the night ? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this_morning ? I almost think I_can remember feeling alittle different .But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in_the_world am I ? Ah, that's the great puzzle ! ' And she began thinking over all the children she knew that were of_the same age as herself, to_see if she could_have_been changed for any of_them .

'I'm sure I'm not Ada,' she said, 'for her hair goes in_such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all; and I'm sure I_can't be Mabel, for I_know all sorts of things, and she, oh ! she knows such avery little ! Besides, she's she, and I'm I, and--oh dear, how puzzling it all is ! I'll try if I_know all the things I used to_know .Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is--oh dear ! I_shall never get to twenty at_that rate ! However, the Multiplication Table doesn't signify: let's try Geography .London is_the capital of Paris, and Paris is_the capital of Rome, and Rome--no, that's all wrong, I'm certain ! I_must_have been changed for Mabel ! I'll try and say "How doth the little--"' and she crossed her hands on her lap as_if she were saying lessons, and began to repeat it, but her voice sounded hoarse and strange, and_the words did_not come the same as_they used to_do:--

'How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of_the Nile On every golden scale !

'How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws ! '

'I'm sure those are_not the right words,' said poor Alice, and her eyes filled with tears again as she went on, ' I_must_be Mabel after all, and I_shall_have to_go and live in_that poky little house, and_have next to no toys to play with, and oh ! ever so_many lessons to learn ! No, I've made up my mind about_it; if I'm Mabel, I'll stay down here ! It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear ! " I_shall only look up and say "Who am I then ? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if_not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear ! ' cried Alice, with asudden burst of tears, ' I_do wish they_would put their heads down ! I_am so very tired of being all alone here ! '

As she said this she looked down at her hands, and was surprised to_see that she had put on one_of_the Rabbit's little white kid gloves while she was talking .'How can I_have_done that ? ' she thought .' I_must_be growing small again .' She got up and went to_the table to measure herself by_it, and found that, as nearly as she_could guess, she was now about two feet high, and was going on shrinking rapidly: she soon found out that_the cause of this_was the fan she was holding, and she dropped it hastily, just in_time to avoid shrinking away altogether .

'That was anarrow escape ! ' said Alice, a good_deal frightened at_the sudden change, but very_glad to_find herself still in existence; 'and now for_the garden ! ' and she ran with all speed back to_the little door: but, alas ! the little door was shut again, and_the little golden key was lying on_the glass table as before, 'and things are worse than ever,' thought the poor child, 'for I never was so small as_this before, never ! And I declare it's too bad, that_it_is ! '

As she said these words her foot slipped, and in another moment, splash ! she was up_to her chin in salt water .Her first idea was_that she had somehow fallen into_the sea, 'and in_that case I_can go back by railway,' she said to herself .(Alice had_been to_the seaside once in her life, and had come to_the general conclusion, that wherever you go to on_the English coast you find anumber of bathing machines in_the sea, some children digging in_the sand with wooden spades, then arow of lodging houses, and behind them arailway station .) However, she soon made out that she was in_the pool of tears which she had wept when she was nine feet high .

' i_wish I hadn't cried so_much ! ' said Alice, as she swam about, trying to_find her way out .' I_shall_be punished for_it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears ! that_will_be aqueer thing, to_be_sure ! However, everything is queer to-day .'

Just then she heard something splashing about in_the pool alittle way off, and she swam nearer to_make out what it_was: at first she thought it must_be awalrus or hippopotamus, but then she remembered how small she was now, and she soon made out that_it_was only amouse that had slipped in like herself .

'Would it be of any use, now,' thought Alice, ' to_speak to_this mouse ? Everything is so out-of-the-way down here, that i_should think very likely it can talk: at any rate, there's no harm in trying .' So she began: 'O Mouse, do_you_know the way out of_this pool ? I_am very tired of swimming about here, O Mouse ! ' (Alice thought this must_be the right way of speaking to amouse: she had never done such athing before, but she remembered having seen in her brother's Latin Grammar, 'A mouse--of amouse--to amouse--a mouse--O mouse ! ' The Mouse looked at her rather inquisitively, and seemed to her to wink with one of_its little eyes, but it said nothing .

'Perhaps it doesn't understand English,' thought Alice; 'I daresay it's aFrench mouse, come over with William the Conqueror .' (For, with all her knowledge of history, Alice had no very clear notion how long_ago anything had happened .) So she began again: 'Ou est ma chatte ? ' which_was the first sentence in her French lesson-book .The Mouse gave asudden leap out_of_the water, and seemed to quiver all over with fright .'Oh, I beg your pardon ! ' cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings .'I quite forgot you didn't like cats .'

'Not like cats ! ' cried the Mouse, in ashrill, passionate voice .'Would you like cats if_you were me ? '

'Well, perhaps not,' said Alice in asoothing tone: 'don't be angry about_it .And yet i_wish I_could show you our cat Dinah: i_think you'd take afancy to cats if_you_could only see her . she_is such adear quiet thing,' Alice went on, half to herself, as she swam lazily about in_the pool, 'and she sits purring so nicely by_the fire, licking her paws and washing her face--and she_is such anice soft thing to nurse--and she's such acapital one for catching mice--oh, I beg your pardon ! ' cried Alice again, for this_time the Mouse was bristling all over, and she felt certain it must_be really offended .'We won't talk about her any more if_you'd rather not .'

'We indeed ! ' cried the Mouse, who was trembling down to_the end of_his tail .' as_if i_would talk on_such asubject ! Our family always hated cats: nasty, low, vulgar things ! Don't let me hear the name again ! '

'I won't indeed ! ' said Alice, in agreat hurry to_change the subject of conversation .' are_you-- are_you fond--of--of dogs ? ' The Mouse did_not answer, so Alice went on eagerly: ' there_is such anice little dog near our house i_should like to show you ! alittle bright-eyed terrier, you_know, with oh, such long curly brown hair ! And it'll fetch things when_you throw them, and it'll sit up and beg for its dinner, and all sorts of thins-- I_can't remember half of_them--and it belongs to afarmer, you_know, and he_says it's so useful, it's worth ahundred pounds ! he_says it kills all the rats and--oh dear ! ' cried Alice in asorrowful tone, 'I'm afraid I've offended it again ! ' for_the Mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go, and making quite acommotion in_the pool as it went .

So she called softly after it, 'Mouse dear ! Do come back again, and we won't talk about cats or dogs either, if_you don't like them ! ' when_the Mouse heard this, it turned round and swam slowly back to her: its face was quite pale (with passion, Alice thought), and it said in alow trembling voice, ' let_us get to_the shore, and then I'll tell you my history, and you'll understand why it_is I hate cats and dogs .'

it_was high time to_go, for_the pool was getting quite crowded with_the birds and animals that had fallen into_it: there were aDuck and aDodo, aLory and an Eaglet, and several_other curious creatures .Alice led the way, and_the whole party swam to_the shore .

Chapter III: aCaucus-Race and aLong Tale

They were indeed aqueer-looking party that assembled on_the bank--the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to_them, and all dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable .

The first question of_course was, how to_get dry again: they had aconsultation about_this, and after a few_minutes it seemed quite natural to Alice to_find herself talking familiarly with_them, as_if she had known them all her life .Indeed, she had quite along argument with_the Lory, who at last turned sulky, and would only say, ' I_am older than you, and must know better'; and this Alice would_not allow without knowing how old it_was, and, as_the Lory positively refused to_tell its age, there_was no more to_be said .

At last the Mouse, who seemed to_be aperson of authority among them, called out, 'Sit down, all of you, and listen to_me ! I'll soon make you dry enough ! ' They all sat down at once, in alarge ring, with_the Mouse in_the middle


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