Aepyornis Island by H
G
Wells
The man
scarred face leant over the table and looked at my bundle

"Orchids ? " he asked

"A few,"

"Cypripediums,"

"Chiefly," said I

"Anything new ?
not
these islands twenty-five-- twenty-seven
find anything new here--well, it's brand new
I didn't leave much
"
"I'm not
collector," said I

"
young then," he went on
"Lord ! how I used to fly round
"
my measure
"
East Indies two years, and in Brazil seven
Then I went to Madagascar
"
"
few explorers by name,"
, anticipating
yarn
"Whom did you collect for ? "
"Dawson's
I wonder
've heard the name of Butcher ever ? "
"Butcher--Butcher ? " The name seemed vaguely present in my memory; then I recalled Butcher v
Dawson
"Why ! " said I, "
the man who sued them for four years' salary--got cast away on
desert island
.
"
"Your servant," said the man
scar, bowing
"Funny case, wasn't it ? Here was me, making
little fortune
island, doing nothing
neither, and them quite unable
notice
It often used to amuse me thinking over it while
there
calculations of it--big--all over the blessed atoll in ornamental figuring
"
"How did it happen ? " said I
"I don't rightly remember the case
"
"Well
.
You've heard
AEpyornis ? "
"Rather
Andrews was telling me of
new species
working on only
month or so ago
Just before I sailed
They've got
thigh bone, it seems, nearly
yard long
Monster the thing must
! "
"I believe you," said the man
scar
"
monster
Sindbad's roc was just
legend of 'em
But when did they find these bones ? "
"Three or four
--'91, I fancy
Why ? "
"Why ? Because
them--Lord ! --it's nearly twenty
If Dawson's hadn't been silly
salary they
made
perfect ring in 'em
.
I couldn't help the infernal boat going adrift
"
He paused
"I suppose it's the same place

kind of swamp about ninety miles north of Antananarivo
happen
?
along the coast by boats
You don't happen to remember, perhaps ? "
"I don't
I fancy Andrews said something about
swamp
"
"It
the same
It's
east coast
And somehow there's something
water that keeps things from decaying
Like creosote it smells
It reminded me of Trinidad
Did they get any more eggs ?
eggs
were
foot-and-a-half long
The swamp goes circling round,
, and cuts off this bit
It's mostly salt, too
Well
.
What
time I had of it !
the things quite by accident
We went for eggs, me and two native chaps, in one
rum canoes all tied together, and found the bones
same time
We had
tent and provisions for four days, and we pitched on
firmer places
of it brings that odd tarry smell back even now
It's funny work
You go probing
mud with iron rods,
Usually the egg gets smashed
I wonder how long
since these AEpyornises really lived
The missionaries say the natives have legends about
were alive, but I never heard any such stories myself
[*] But certainly those eggs we got were as fresh as
new laid
Fresh ! Carrying them down
boat one
nigger chaps dropped one on
rock and it smashed
How I lammed
beggar ! But sweet
, as
new laid, not even smelly, and its mother dead these four hundred years, perhaps
Said
centipede had bit him
However, I'm getting off the straight
story
It had taken us all day to dig
slush and get these eggs out unbroken, and we were all covered with beastly black mud, and naturally
cross
as
they were the only eggs
ever been got out not even cracked
I went afterwards
the ones
Natural History Museum in London; all
were cracked and just stuck together like
mosaic, and bits missing
Mine were perfect, and I meant to blow them when I got back
Naturally
annoyed
silly duffer dropping three hours' work just on account of
centipede
I hit him about rather
"
[Footnote *: No European is known
seen
live AEpyornis,
doubtful exception of MacAndrew, who visited Madagascar in 1745
--H
G
W
]
The man
scar took out
clay pipe
I placed my pouch before him
He filled up absent-mindedly

"How
others ? Did you get those home ? I don't remember--"
"That's the queer part
story
I had three others
Perfectly fresh eggs
Well, we put 'em
boat, and then I went
tent
some coffee, leaving my two heathens down
beach--the one fooling about
sting
other helping him
It never occurred
beggars would take advantage
peculiar position
in to pick
quarrel
But I suppose the centipede poison
kicking I had given him had upset the one--
always
cantankerous sort--and he persuaded the other

"I remember
sitting and smoking and boiling up the water over
spirit-lamp business I used
expeditions
Incidentally
admiring the swamp under the sunset
All black and blood-red
, in streaks--a beautiful sight
And up beyond the land rose grey and hazy
hills,
sky behind them red, like
furnace mouth
And fifty yards behind the back of me was these blessed heathen--quite regardless
tranquil air of things--plotting to cut off
boat and leave me all alone with three days' provisions and
canvas tent, and nothing to drink whatsoever beyond
little keg of water
I heard
kind of yelp behind me, and there they were
canoe affair--it wasn't properly
boat--and, perhaps, twenty yards from land
I realised
up in
moment
My gun was
tent, and, besides, I had no bullets--only duck shot
They knew that
But I had
little revolver in my pocket, and I pulled that out as I ran down
beach

"'Come back ! ' says I, flourishing it

"They jabbered something at me,
man that broke the egg jeered
I aimed
other--because
unwounded and had the paddle, and I missed
They laughed
However, I wasn't beat
I had
cool, and I tried him again and made him jump
whang of it
He didn't laugh
The third time I got his head, and over he went,
paddle
precious lucky shot for
revolver
I reckon
fifty yards
He went right under
I don't know if
shot, or simply stunned and drowned
Then I began to shout
other chap
back, but he huddled up
canoe and refused to answer
So I fired out my revolver at him and never got near him

"
precious fool,
tell you
There
rotten, black beach, flat swamp all behind me,
flat sea, cold
sun set, and just this black canoe drifting steadily out to sea
I tell you I damned Dawson's and Jamrach's and Museums and all the rest of it just to rights
I bawled
nigger
back, until my voice went up into
scream

"
nothing
but to swim after him and take my luck
sharks
So I opened my clasp-knife and put it in my mouth, and took off my clothes and waded in
water I lost sight
canoe, but I aimed, as I judged, to head it off
I hoped the man in
too bad to navigate it,
it would keep on drifting
same direction
Presently it came up over the horizon again
south-westward about
The afterglow of sunset was well over now
dim of night creeping up
The stars were coming
blue
I swum like
champion, though my legs and arms were soon aching

"However,
him
the stars were fairly out
As it got darker I began
all manner of glowing things
water-- phosphorescence,
At times it made me giddy
I hardly knew
stars and
phosphorescence, and whether
swimming on my head or my heels
The canoe was as black as sin,
ripple under the bows like liquid fire
naturally chary of clambering up