A vision of judgment

by H .G .Wells

I .

Bru-a-a-a .

I listened, not understanding .

Wa-ra-ra-ra .

" good lord ! " said I, still only half awake ." what an infernal shindy ! "

Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra Ta-ra-rra-ra .

" it's enough," said I, " to wake----" and stopped short . where was I ?

Ta-rra-rara-- louder and louder .

" it's either some new invention----"

Toora-toora-toora ! Deafening !

" no," said I, speaking loud in_order to hear myself ." that's the last trump ."

Tooo-rraa !

II .

the last note jerked me out of_my grave like a hooked minnow .

I_saw my monument ( rather a mean little affair, and I wished I_knew who'd done it), and_the old elm tree and_the sea view vanished like a puff of steam, and then all about me--a multitude no man could number, nations, tongues, kingdoms, peoples-- children of all the ages, in an amphitheatral space as vast as_the sky . and over against us, seated on a throne of dazzling white cloud, the lord god and all the host of_his angels .I recognised Azrael by his darkness and Michael by his sword, and_the great angel who had blown the trumpet stood with_the trumpet still half raised .

III .

" prompt," said the little man beside me ." very prompt . do you_see the angel with_the book ? "

he_was ducking and craning his head about to_see over and under and between_the souls that crowded round us ." everybody's here," he_said ." everybody . and now we_shall know--

" there's Darwin," he_said, going off at a tangent ."_He'll catch it ! and there-- you_see ? -- that tall, important- looking man trying to catch the eye of_the lord god, that's the duke . but there's alot of people one doesn't know .

"Oh ! there's Priggles, the publisher . I_have always wondered about printers' overs .Priggles was a clever man .. . but we_shall know now-- even about him .

" I_shall hear all that . I_shall get most of_the fun before .. .My_ letter's S ."

he drew the air in between his teeth .

" historical characters, too . see ? that's Henry the Eighth . there'll be a good bit of evidence .Oh, damn ! he's Tudor ."

he lowered his voice ." notice this chap, just in front of us, all covered with hair .Paleolithic, you_know . and there again--"

but I_did_not heed him, because i_was looking at_the lord god .

IV .

" is_this all ? " asked the lord god .

the angel at_the book-- it_was one of countless volumes, like the British museum Reading- room Catalogue, glanced at us and seemed to count us in_the instant .

" that's all," he_said, and added: " it_was, O god, a very little planet ."

the eyes of god surveyed us .

" let_us begin," said the lord god .

V .

the angel opened the book and read a name . it_was a name full of A's, and_the echoes of it came back out_of_the uttermost parts of space . I_did_not catch it clearly, because the little man beside me said, in a sharp jerk, "_What's that ? " it sounded like "Ahab" to_me; but it could_not have_been the Ahab of scripture .

instantly a small black figure was lifted up_to a puffy cloud at_the very feet of god . it_was a stiff little figure, dressed in rich outlandish robes and crowned, and it folded its arms and scowled .

" well ? " said god, looking down at him .

we were privileged to hear the reply, and indeed the acoustic properties of_the place were marvellous .

"I plead guilty," said the little figure .

" tell them what you have_done," said the lord god .

" i_was a king," said the little figure, "a great king, and i_was lustful and proud and cruel . I_made wars, I devastated countries, I built palaces, and_the mortar was_the blood of men . hear, O god, the witnesses against me, calling to_you for vengeance .Hundreds and thousands of witnesses ." he waved his hands towards us ." and worse ! i_took a prophet-- one of your prophets----"

" one of_my prophets," said the lord god .

" and because he_would_not bow to_me, I tortured him for four days and nights, and in_the end he died . I_did more, O god, I blasphemed .I robbed you of your honours----"

" robbed me of_my honours," said the lord god .

"I caused myself to_be worshipped in your stead . no evil was there but I practised it; no cruelty wherewith I_did_not stain my soul . and at last you smote me, O god ! "

god raised his eyebrows slightly .

" and i_was slain in battle . and so I stand before_you, meet for your nethermost Hell ! out of your greatness daring no lies, daring no pleas, but telling the truth of_my iniquities before all mankind ."

he ceased . his face I_saw distinctly, and it seemed to_me white and terrible and proud and strangely noble . i_thought of Milton's Satan .

" most of_that is from_the obelisk," said the Recording angel, finger on page .

" it_is," said the tyrannous man, with a faint touch of surprise .

then suddenly god bent forward and took this man in_his hand, and held him up on_his palm as_if to_see him better . he_was just a little dark stroke in_the middle of god's palm .

"_Did he do all this ? " said the lord god .

the Recording angel flattened his book with_his hand .

" in a way," said the Recording angel, carelessly . now when I looked again at_the little man his face had changed in a very curious manner . he_was looking at_the Recording angel with a strange apprehension in_his eyes, and one hand fluttered to_his mouth . just the movement of a muscle or so, and all that dignity of Defiance was gone .

" read," said the lord god .

and_the angel read, explaining very carefully and fully all the wickedness of_the wicked man . it_was quite an intellectual treat .--A little "daring" in places, i_thought, but of_course heaven has its privileges .. .

VI .

everybody was laughing . even the prophet of_the lord whom the wicked man had tortured had a smile on_his face . the wicked man was really such a preposterous little fellow .

" and then," read the Recording angel, with a smile that set us all agog, " one day, when he_was a little irascible from over-eating, he--"

"Oh, not that_," cried the wicked man, " nobody knew of_that .

" it didn't happen," screamed the wicked man ." i_was bad-- i_was really bad . frequently bad, but there_was nothing so silly-- so absolutely silly--"

the angel went on reading .

"O god ! " cried the wicked man ."Don't let them know that ! I'll repent ! I'll apologise .. ."

the wicked man on god's hand began to dance and weep . suddenly shame overcame him . he_made a wild rush to jump off the ball of god's little finger, but god stopped him by a dexterous turn of_the wrist . then he_made a rush for_the gap between hand and thumb, but the thumb closed . and all the while the angel went on reading--reading . the wicked man rushed to and fro across god's palm, and then suddenly turned about and fled up the sleeve of god .

I expected god would turn him out, but the mercy of god is infinite .

the Recording angel paused .

"Eh ? " said the Recording angel .

" next," said god, and before_the Recording angel could call the name a hairy creature in filthy rags stood upon god's palm .

VII .

" has god got Hell up his sleeve then ? " said the little man beside me .

"_Is there aHell ? " I asked .

" if_you notice," he_said-- he peered between_the feet of_the great angels-- " there's no particular indication of a celestial city ."

"'Ssh ! " said a little woman near us, scowling ." hear this blessed saint ! "

VIII .

" he_was lord of_the earth, but I was_the prophet of_the god of heaven," cried the saint, " and all the people marvelled at_the sign . for I, O god, knew of_the glories of thy paradise . no pain, no hardship, gashing with knives, splinters thrust under my nails, strips of flesh flayed off, all for_the glory and honour of god ."

god smiled .

" and at last I went, I in my rags and sores, smelling of_my holy discomforts----"

Gabriel laughed abruptly .

" and lay outside his gates, as a sign, as a wonder----"

" as a perfect nuisance," said the Recording angel, and began to read, heedless of_the fact that_the saint was still speaking of_the gloriously unpleasant things he had done that paradise might_be his .

and behold, in_that book the record of_the saint also was a revelation, a marvel .

it seemed not ten seconds before_the saint also was rushing to and fro over the great palm of god . not ten seconds ! and at last he also shrieked beneath that pitiless and cynical exposition, and fled also, even as_the wicked man had fled, into_the shadow of_the sleeve . and it_was permitted us to_see into_the shadow of_the sleeve . and_the two sat side by side, stark of all delusions, in_the shadow of_the robe of god's charity, like brothers .

and thither also I fled in my turn .

IX .

" and now," said god, as he shook us out of_his sleeve upon_the planet he had given us to live upon, the planet that whirled about green Sirius for a sun, " now that you understand me and each_other a little better, .. . try again ."

then he and_his great angels turned themselves about and suddenly had vanished .. .

the throne had vanished .

all about me was a beautiful land, more beautiful than any I had ever seen before-- waste, austere, and wonderful; and all about me were the enlightened souls of men in new clean bodies .. .